What? I don't know what you expected out of a rant named What, maybe deep broadening intellect, how to save the stock market or save gen beta from frying their brains. Mine is already fried, 20 minutes within creating this website and all I can brainstorm is Captcha, seriously, Captcha? There's been rants on Captcha since the dawn of time, searching up that Captcha sucks image, I found a Reddit rant on it. Sucking originality like a vampire. Speaking of vampires, they're super corny. What do you mean they can be killed by garlic? Was the creator of this new, head-turning species eating at an Italian restaurant mid-write, his typewriter on the table? "Yes, here's your garlic bread, sir." "..Hm, garlic!" That's so stupid, don't even get me started on werewolves. Inside of every person who watched Cursed (thanks, Wes!) or Underworld had an odd fixation on anthropomorphic animal. Whoever that is? There's an entire community dedicated to it, I just opened a whole new world for you.